Lady Meilin is seduced by her green tea brother-in-law everyday-Chapter 109: The new weapon of mass destruction.

"You don’t like my names." Mei Mei’s face fell. All the times that she had said her mother was bad at naming, it seemed she was no different.

"No....no...no." Jingzhe vehemently denied, shaking his hands vigorously. "Those are genius names, Pitch-black is awesome. It sounds like the name of a movie or a super cool actor. And Beans is adorable. As for Yellow and Corn....why don’t we consider something else?"

"Count Barkula." Mei Mei suggested. "He is a dog, he barks and he has sharp teeth like a vampire." She clapped her hands. "oooh, Imperial commander Paw." She threw her head back and laughed loudly. "Mingzhe will be so furious. What about Duke Furrybottom."

Jingzhe worse, Duke Furrybottom!!! Were was Mei Mei pulling these names from?

She stood up, "I got it. If a bat can be called Meow Meow then a dog can be Whiskers."

"Count Barkula it is. Please give him some dignity and also Mingzhe loves Hotel Transylvania. She will be very impressed." Jingzhe suggested.

Mei Mei had to agree on that point, Count Barkula would impress Mingzhe more than Whiskers. Nevertheless she thought it was such a shame that Whiskers could not be used.

Maybe if she got another dog in future, it could be named Whiskers.

"They will be needing a bath, I will take care of it." Jingzhe picked up the box, holding it away from his chest as if he was carrying a bomb that was about to explode at any moment.

"Thank you, I will go and see the trees." She shot him a smile and went in the opposite direction.

It was a small distance from the main gate to where the forest would be so she used a sky float to get there. There were two hours left until lunch, she decided to spend that time planting a few trees as her itinerary as empty. She put on some music and got to work.

After taking a strength serum, digging holes in the ground and single handedly carrying big trees was not a problem for her. If the men that delivered the trees were not robot butlers, their jaws would have dropped on seeing a small woman lifting big trees on her shoulders.

At a half past noon, she returned to the main building, took a bath and joined Jingzhe for lunch in their private lounge.

"You have a guest." He told her.

He stepped aside and she saw Mingzhe, he was already eating with his legs raised up on a table. The packaging of his food was that of the Junior space chef game.

"Big brother..." she smiled and waved at him with both hands. "What are you doing here?"

He put his feet down and said, "A few of my men wanted to play on your asteroid wall and take on the obstacle course. We arrived ten minutes ago."

He quickly ate two mouthfuls of food and squeezed his eyes shut, showing signs of enjoyment. It looked like he was enjoying his meal tremendously.

She looked at the colorful spicy egg shrimp stir fry meal in his hands and chuckled. "Are you sure that you came for the obstacle course?"

Mingzhe opened his eyes fully and shrugged. "I am soldier, I need food for sustenance. That food being delicious is a bonus."

She took the chair opposite of his, sniffing the air as Jingzhe unwrapped an entire oven roasted chicken, lemon rice, vegetables and lemon chicken soup.

"Wow! And here I thought you were starving over here." Mingzhe stretched his hand to the knives. The chicken looked too good to ignore.

"Did you play the game or did someone else cook for you?"

"I cooked, Mei Mei, do you like it? Lemon rice is one of your favorites. I only got a handful of shrimps, enough for one serving. I think there is a shortage of ingredients in the game." Jingzhe was quick to provide the answer.

Mingzhe scoffed, the little green tea was always eager to get some praise from his sister. "I played the game. I needed to see for myself the hen that bullied you. I was very surprised when I heard about it, the queen that brought down bullies was brought down by a hen. I think it is funny."

Mei Mei’s twisted her lips unhappily. "Sour Nugget!!" she growled out.

"If it helps, the chicken we are about to share is also named Sour Nugget. Your brother bullied it and got revenge for you." Mingzhe said to her.

"I cooked it, I helped you get revenge too." Jingzhe eagerly reminded her.

Mei Mei turned to him and patted his head. "Good boy, thank you for your hard work."

Jingzhe smirked at Mingzhe. Mingzhe rolled his eyes in turn, not everything was a competition for affection. Mei Mei was his sister, he did not need to compete for a good boy head pat. He channeled his energy into slicing the chicken into ten pieces. "Did you really shove a candy bar which you had slobbered all over into Tang Yue’s mouth?"

"Peepstar?" Mei Mei asked without hesitation. She had been busy planting trees so she had not gone online to see what was trending. Now that she was doing nothing serious, she decided to check it out and she burst into laughter immediately.

The mighty little peep star: This is is a sticky situation and I am not talking about the half eaten saliva coated candy bar which one Miss Jun Meilin shoved into the mouth of one Miss Tang Yue.

It was equal parts shocking and oddly hygienic given that the candy bar was lemon flavored. Perhaps Miss Jun Meilin was was trying to wash Miss Tang Yue’s mouth clean. Not with a bar of soap but a bar of candy with antibacterial properties!!

A new weapon of mass destruction has been unleashed in the Chinese empire. Look out world!!

Below the post were pictures of Mei Mei and Tang Yue meeting, the start of the argument and the candy bar in Mei Mei’s mouth and then that same candy bar in Tang Yue’s mouth. The last picture was of Tang Yue’s contorted screaming face.

[Well that was unnecessary.]

[I cannot decide if I should laugh or be disgusted.]

[How many times had Tang Yue brushed her teeth today?]

[More wives and mistresses should meet up often and face off like this. This is the kind of content I signed up for.]

[Sources have it that Tang Yue’s skeleton will be found ten thousand years later. She died with a toothbrush and toothpaste in her hands.]

[Flying bags of pain, lightning, candy...this divorce has it all.]

[Tang Yue: The boy is mine. Jun Meilin: Eat candy fist to the mouth.]

"The peepstar even found out the flavor of the candy bar! What kind of resolution do her cameras have?" Mei Mei asked, putting her phone down on the table and picking up a chopsticks. ƒгeeweɓn૦vel.com

"That candy bar is already out of stock in most supermarkets. Congratulations, the queen of influence is back." Mingzhe shared.

Mei Mei was about to stand and bow when someone knocked on the door and pushed it open. It was one of the robot butlers masquerading as a security guard.

"You have a guest, miss Cai Shan."

He widened the opening and revealed the guest. It was the young woman from the government office. She had come over with a smile and two bags of food which fell down as soon as she saw the Imperial commander Jun Mingzhe.

She opened her mouth wide and everyone covered their ears.