ISEKAI? More like I See Crap!-Chapter 83: Charming Deception ( )

Meanwhile, Marquis Reynard’s shadow unit had arrived in Yumia Town, using a different method of infiltration. Rather than coming in force— they came as merchants.

Their leader? A gorgeous rabbitfolk woman, gracefully stepping down from her modest-looking merchant cart. The town guards stationed at the gate immediately took notice.

One of them, the captain, stepped forward, eyeing her with curiosity.

"Hello, miss... umm... rabbit?"

The woman giggled, covering her lips with a delicate hand.

"Ara~" she purred, her voice dripping with honeyed charm.

"Just call me Jessa."

The captain smirked.

"Oho~ Miss Jessa, is it?" His eyes subtly roamed over her curvy figure, taking in the soft sway of her hips.

"What are you selling in town today?"

Jessa tilted her head playfully, her long rabbit ears twitching as she tapped her chin.

"Oh~ nothing much. Just some perfumes~" she said, her tone slow and teasing.

"My, my, what a gorgeous rabbitfolk..." one of the guards muttered under his breath.

Jessa smiled knowingly, sensing their lingering gazes. Her body language was carefully calculated—not too obvious, not too forced. Yet— her subtle movements, the way her curves naturally shifted when she spoke, made it clear she knew exactly what she was doing. And the guards? They were eating it up.

Then—she changed the topic.

"You know... I had an order from some man." She sighed dramatically, placing a finger on her soft lips.

"But I lost the details. The customer’s name slipped my mind... If only some of you could help me~"

The captain chuckled, stepping closer, his eyes gleaming with amusement.

"Oho~ Miss Jessa... well, maybe we can help you~" As he spoke, his hand slowly reached out, grazing her soft, plump ass. Jessa let him, her only reaction being a soft, teasing hum.

"Mmm~ naughty boy."

Then—she whispered softly,

"He was human. From what I heard... he made a Pinky Promise with some... girl?"

The guards froze for a second. Then—

"Ah! You mean that crazy guy!?" one of them blurted out.

"That black-haired bastard?!"

Jessa’s eyes gleamed. Bingo. Her smile never wavered as she reached into her merchant pouch, pulling out a small glass bottle filled with a light pink liquid. She held it up delicately, letting the sunlight catch the shimmering perfume inside.

"Yes... you see this perfume?" she purred, twirling the bottle between her fingers with a graceful flick.

The guards leaned in slightly, watching with interest.

"He ordered this from me, saying it was a gift for his girl."

The captain let out a low whistle.

"Oh~ That’s a good one." One of the other guards slowly leaned in, inhaling her scent.

"Mmm... damn, Miss Jessa, you smell incredible."

Jessa, a master of seduction and an elite intelligence gatherer, simply let them do as they pleased. After all— information came first.

"Ara~ such flattering words..." she murmured, her voice dripping with honeyed warmth.

Then, with a slow, deliberate movement, she lightly traced a finger along the captain’s chest.

"Maybe that was him..." she whispered.

"Could you be so kind as to tell me his description?"

She tilted her head slightly, her eyes glistening with anticipation.

"Please~?"

Her tone was soft, seductive—yet carried an irresistible allure. The guards exchanged glances, grinning.

"Oh yeah, we know him."

The captain smirked, taking a slow breath before speaking.

"Human. Black hair. Fierce eyes."

Jessa’s ears twitched slightly.

"And?"

The captain chuckled.

"You won’t miss him. He’s the only damn human around here with black hair."

Jessa’s lips curled into a pleased smile. She leaned in closer, her soft breath brushing against the captain’s ear. Her voice dipped into a whisper, sultry and inviting.

"Now... where is he?"

Her delicate fingers traced lightly over the captain’s chest, her eyes locked onto him with a gaze that promised rewards beyond imagination.

"If you can help me find him~" she purred, her lips almost touching his ear.

"Well... I’m sure I can reward you with something~"

The captain’s spine stiffened. His throat went dry. His face turned slightly red.

"H-He’s going to Lucia Town! If we’re not mistaken!" he blurted out.

Jessa’s lips curled into a victorious smile.

"Oh my~" She leaned forward, pressing a soft kiss against the captain’s cheek. The captain’s knees nearly buckled. The nearby guards exchanged glances, some of them groaning in jealousy.

"His name?" Jessa asked, still keeping her tone playful. The captain scratched his head, looking uncertain.

"Err... well..." He snapped his fingers. "That little girl that was with him kept calling him ’Uncle.’"

Jessa’s ears perked up slightly. Little girl? But she quickly masked her curiosity, maintaining her seductive act. The captain pointed toward two other guards, the ones who were always pestering Hazuki for free drinks.

"Those two probably know his real name. He treated them once at the tavern."

Jessa’s smile widened.

"My my~ Thank you, Captain." She curled both hands around the captain’s neck, her lips brushing against his ear as she whispered—

"Thank you, handsome~"

The captain grinned like an idiot. Jessa then turned her attention to the two guards. freewebnoveℓ.com

"Now, boys..." She walked toward them slowly, swaying her hips with perfect grace. The guards gulped, their faces turning red.

"Tell me... what’s his name?"

The two men looked at each other, then back at Jessa.

"Umm... if we’re not mistaken, his Adventurer Card showed... ’Hazuki.’"

Jessa blinked once. Then—her smile deepened.

"My~ what a rare name."

She finally had everything she needed. The target was now fully identified.

The captain stood dumbfounded, his face still flushed, watching as Jessa turned away with perfect grace. She moved away, hips swaying subtly, a perfect blend of elegance and allure as she walked back toward her cart.

The other guards were envious of their captain.

"Damn, Captain! You lucky bastard!"

"That rabbitfolk’s got you wrapped around her finger!"

"Maybe we should’ve helped more!"

The captain snapped out of his daze, rubbing the back of his head, but his grin never faded.

"Hahaha... Well, boys..." He turned to them, his chest puffed out slightly in pride.

"Looks like I got myself a new favorite merchant."

More laughter erupted among the guards, completely oblivious to the true game being played.

Meanwhile—Jessa climbed back into her merchant cart, her elegant smile vanishing the instant her back was turned. Her eyes darkened, sharp and calculating. Her entire aura shifted; the playful seductress faded into the deadly shadow operative she truly was.

"Lucia Town, huh...?" she muttered under her breath, adjusting her gloves. Her fingers drummed against the side of the cart as she began running through possible routes, informants, and ways to cut off her target.

"Hazuki..."

She smirked, this time cold and dangerous.

"You’re easier to find than you think."

The wheels of the cart creaked forward, moving toward the next destination—where the real hunt would begin.

( End of Chapter )