I Have a Date with a Thousand-year-old Female Corpse-Chapter 1217: Goodbye, No Send-off

The battle at the Semi-Beastman Camp was one-sided, with both enemies and allies witnessing the true power of close combat magic for the first time.

Half-Orcs are innately powerful fighters with tough skin that fears no sharp human blades. Traditionally, human brigades could only suppress Half-Orcs by relying on their strict and organized formations.

But now, on the battlefield, you are like a sniper specialized in hunting down battle commanders—any commander spotted by you is doomed!

About two hours later, the human side sounded the retreat.

And there you were, carrying your Tusks, walking confidently back to your camp with the surviving Half-Orcs.

In actuality, a decisive battle is not like a TV drama where hordes of people swarm and fight to the death.

You knew well that this decisive battle was about the commanders’ judgment, troop deployment, and endurance.

Put simply, it’s a meat-grinder competition to see whose "meat" lasts longer and who can hold out till the end!

In war, the true commanders and big shots generally strategize from behind the masses; no fool would rush to the front lines to seek death.

On the fourth day of the battle, you indeed spotted such a fool—Great Zhou Third Prince, Yu Wenmeng.

This guy still had that annoyingly smug look on his face.

In the front row, as you stood picking your teeth with a toothpick, Yu Wenmeng suddenly leaped high into the air. His back sprouted a pair of wings made of blue flame, flaunting cool flame wings fluttering with hot air currents, allowing his body to soar mid-air.

"I! Great Zhou Third Prince, Yu Wenmeng!"

He was really insufferable, flying in the sky, using amplifying magic to shout so that the entire field could hear him clearly.

"Mu Yun, do you dare come out and fight me!?"

After finishing with your toothpick, you stretched out your hand, and a Dog-headed Man quickly brought you a banana.

Then, you walked slowly forward about a hundred meters, almost in front of everyone, and raised the banana in your hand towards Yu Wenmeng, saying, "Hey, do you eat bananas?"

Yu Wenmeng did not expect your response, suddenly unsure how to reply.

As you peeled the banana in front of everyone and took a big bite, you smacked your lips and lazily remarked, "Oh, so you don’t eat bananas. I thought your farts were so smelly because a Cowheaded Man had burst your chrysanthemum, causing your output to be much courser than ordinary people."

Yu Wenmeng was proud; how could a royal prince from the Empire tolerate such humiliation? He instantly let out an angry roar, raised one hand, and hurled a gigantic three-meter diameter Big Fireball towards you!

Yu Wenmeng’s flame was Brahma Skyfire, which was much more powerful than ordinary flames. You had suffered from it in a previous encounter.

However, things were different now, as you needed to face Yu Wenmeng’s Brahma Skyfire directly!

Seeing the huge blue Big Fireball speeding towards you, you slowly extended your right hand, seemingly effortlessly catching it.

Next, you did something that made Yu Wenmeng’s eyes widen, truly thinking he was dreaming.

"What a nice cotton candy, it must be tasty."

As everyone watched, you actually opened your mouth and bit into the fiery hot Big Fireball. Like tearing bread, you ripped a big chunk off the Fireball, chewing it and swallowing the blue flames.

"This... this is impossible!"

"Ha!"

When Yu Wenmeng felt his worldview shattering, you not only swallowed the entire big fireball but even belched satisfyingly.

"You... what kind of person are you!?"

You couldn’t be bothered answering such a foolish question and immediately said to Yu Wenmeng: "Hey, got any more? Throw a few more, these things look big but they’re not filling at all, and they seem to make me hungrier the more I eat."

Indeed, before eating the Brahma Skyfire, it was fine, but now that you had, it felt as though your stomach was empty.

Plus, while you kept a calm expression, your body was in the midst of an intense struggle to digest the Brahma Skyfire.

If Yu Wenmeng attacked at this moment, even with just a small dagger, he could easily stab you to death.

But this is Yu Wenmeng, his pride wouldn’t let him guess your thoughts.

Once you completely digested the Brahma Skyfire, your right fingertips also emitted a blue flame just like Yu Wenmeng’s.

"Hey, do you have any more?"

"You, you..."

Yu Wenmeng had been talking big, but upon witnessing your terrifying strength, he seemed mentally collapsed, suddenly not knowing what to do with himself.

"Tsk, such a hassle, since you’re not offering, I’ll just help myself."

Saying that, your figure instantaneously disappeared!

You disappeared right under everyone’s eyes!

While most people were searching for your trace, your voice suddenly came from behind Yu Wenmeng.

Turning around abruptly, Yu Wenmeng was shocked to find you behind him, and at that moment, your back also sprouted a pair of flame wings!

"You look rather annoying, and seem pretty dumb, not many redeeming qualities, but overall, you sent a nice gift my way, I should thank you!"

As you spoke, your right hand suddenly thrust forward, and before Yu Wenmeng could react, your five fingers plunged into his chest!

"You..."

"Have a nice journey, no need to send you off!"

Instantly, countless flames gushed out from every pore on Yu Wenmeng’s body, and you opened your mouth wide, swallowing all these flames.

As all the Brahma Skyfire inside was depleted, Yu Wenmeng’s skin began to wrinkle and crack, his body suddenly trembled violently, and he let out a desperate howl: "Even if I die, I’ll drag you down with me!"

With those words, the final ferocity gleamed in Yu Wenmeng’s eyes, along with a wild, terrifying laugh!

The air around began to condense around your two bodies, followed by a loud boom!

"Boom!"

The intense explosion overwhelmed everyone’s ears, the powerful blast even made the tall Half Orcs sway, and many Dog-headed Men were holding onto the Cowheaded Men’s legs, blown up into the air.

After the explosion, a figure slowly emerged from the dust, and when the wind cleared the smoke, you entered everyone’s sight.

Then, you turned around, stretched out your right hand towards the human camp in front of you, crooked your finger with a smile and said: "Come on, pups."