Douluo: Danheng just want to avoid trouble, Gu Yuena Pursues.-Chapter 233: Poseidon, the Big-Mouthed Sea God

After work, Dan Heng returned home with Sea God Poseidon and the Zhu sisters — Zhu Zhuqing and her elder sister.

When Zhu Zhuqing asked if her sister could stay too, Dan Heng readily agreed. His disciple was so obedient, and it was rare for her to make a request — he couldn't bring himself to refuse.

Of course, that didn't mean there wouldn't be appropriate punishment.

As soon as the door opened...

Dan Heng heard pleading voices coming from inside.

Poseidon's eyes widened in shock and suspicion. "Dan Heng, be honest with me — how many wives do you actually have?"

Dan Heng's mouth twitched slightly. "Don't talk nonsense. The others inside are my sisters-in-law."

"Oh~ sisters-in-law, got it, got it..."

Poseidon gave him a knowing, suggestive smile.

Dan Heng couldn't be bothered to argue with him. This Sea God was so improper — the more he talked, the more ridiculous it got.

As they entered the courtyard, a stunning woman in a white dress ran out from the building, her face lit with joy, eyes full of longing. Like a homing swallow, she threw herself into Dan Heng's arms.

"Husband... I missed you so much!"

Gu Yuena hugged Dan Heng tightly around the waist, pressing her cheek against his chest.

Hearing his steady and strong heartbeat, her face lit up with happiness.

No matter how wonderful the outside world was, it could never compare to the comfort of home.

And nothing could compare to being in her husband's arms.

Dan Heng gently patted Gu Yuena's fragrant shoulder. He hadn't realized until now, after being apart, just how much he missed his wife.

The moment their skin touched, that inexplicable sense of completeness returned — as if he'd been missing a part of himself all this time.

"Hubby, I think about you a hundred times every day! Did you miss me?" Gu Yuena asked sweetly.

She rose on tiptoe, arms wrapped around his neck, eyes locked onto his face.

Dan Heng met her gaze with a soft smile.

"Ever since the day you left, I haven't felt whole. Welcome home, my love."

As soon as he spoke, Gu Yuena was overwhelmed with emotion. She stood on tiptoe and kissed him passionately.

The two embraced and kissed without a care for who was watching, exchanging all the longing they had bottled up.

Zhu Zhuqing thoughtfully closed the door, head bowed, lost in her thoughts.

Poseidon stood there, jaw practically unhinged.

He was frozen, starting to wonder if Dan Heng had been swapped out by someone else.

The Dan Heng he knew was never cold or antisocial — they got along well — but he had never seen Dan Heng act so "cheesy" with a woman.

SLAP—!!

A loud smack landed square on Poseidon's face.

The sound was so sharp, it was like a thunderclap.

Caught off guard, Poseidon didn't hold back his divine body's strength, and even with his durability, his cheek swelled instantly.

The sound startled everyone.

Dan Heng and Gu Yuena finally parted — a strand of glistening saliva connecting them, stretching before snapping and vanishing.

Bi Ji and Zi Ji came out one after another.

Zi Ji had tears streaming down her face, eyes red and swollen, her hands behind her back.

One glance revealed her butt was swollen like two big balloons.

Poseidon looked stunned. "Wait! Are you really Dan Heng?! Or have you been possessed by some god?! Bro... don't scare me... I'm... I'm honestly kind of afraid now..."

Dan Heng had changed too much.

So much that Poseidon was beginning to doubt if this was still the same "Dan Heng who walked through a sea of flowers without letting a single leaf touch him."

Dan Heng frowned slightly and said coldly, "Don't cause trouble."

Poseidon felt Dan Heng's chill and... was instantly relieved. "Ah, that's the Dan Heng I know!"

So... if Dan Heng was fine, then the one who must be special was — Gu Yuena!

Poseidon suddenly bowed deeply toward her.

"Sister-in-law, I don't know what divine method you used, but you actually managed to tame Dan Heng?"

Gu Yuena finally noticed Poseidon and giggled.

She instantly saw through Poseidon's origins — but since Dan Heng brought him home, she wasn't worried.

"Because of love," she said playfully, exchanging a look with Dan Heng.

"Love... love? So this is love?" Poseidon murmured to himself.

Dan Heng glanced at him and said bluntly, "Don't even think about it — you won't understand."

Poseidon was, after all, a notorious playboy, involved with countless women.

Some even claimed the mermaid race was a result of his affairs.

Poseidon was offended. "Come on, Dan Heng, that's unfair! It's not like I've never been in love — didn't you steal my first love from me?"

"???"

Gu Yuena squinted at the two men, eyes full of curiosity.

Dan Heng's face darkened. "Don't talk nonsense!"

Poseidon extended a hand to Gu Yuena and said, "Sister-in-law, I'm Poseidon, Dan Heng's best friend — we're like brothers who share the same pants, you know... That 'first love' thing... haha, just joking."

Gu Yuena blinked and gave Dan Heng a teasing look.

She clearly suspected there was a story there.

Dan Heng slapped Poseidon's hand away. "Enough. I'm going to prepare dinner. My dear..."

"I'll help you, husband~"

Gu Yuena's eyes had never left Dan Heng. She was practically melting into him.

The two lovers, reunited after some time apart, flirted their way into the kitchen.

Poseidon looked wistfully to the south — toward Spirit Hall's direction.

Who would've thought that Dan Heng... actually got married?

And found love?

"Big sis, I'll take you to our room," said Zhu Zhuqing as she pulled Zhu Zhuyun toward a side room.

Poseidon was left standing at the door.

Bi Ji and Zi Ji eyed him cautiously.

Although Poseidon had hidden his divine aura completely, he had recently been flaunting his power in the sky. His presence still made both women feel pressured.

Bi Ji hesitated — as the proper younger sister, she felt she should welcome guests.

Zi Ji, rubbing her swollen butt, snorted,"You love showing off — why don't you go greet him? Let me tell you, our brother-in-law is super powerful. That might even be the god from earlier!"

Bi Ji gave Zi Ji a helpless look. This little dragon girl really needed another spanking.

Despite having just been punished, she was already picking a fight again.

With no choice, Bi Ji braced herself and approached.

"Hello, I'm Dan Heng's wife's sister..." Bi Ji said with a smile.

Poseidon snapped back to attention and looked at her — he was startled.

He couldn't see through Gu Yuena, but he could instantly tell that Bi Ji was a transformed beast!

If the wife's sister was a beast, then what was Gu Yuena's true identity?

Poseidon frowned and looked at Zi Ji — also a beast!

Zi Ji even glared at him provocatively.

"!!!"

Both sisters-in-law were beasts?!

Then Gu Yuena couldn't possibly be just a mortal!

And didn't Dan Heng seek out the Goddess of Life when he broke through to the God Realm the first time?

Poseidon hadn't experienced the siege of the Dragon God, but he knew it was a taboo among the gods.

Putting it all together now, a chill crept up his spine.

"Could it be that Dan Heng is actually..."

Bi Ji was startled by the look he gave her and nearly jumped.

Still, she mustered up her courage and invited him into the main hall to rest.

Zi Ji said, "Bi Ji, don't bother being so polite. Sister and brother-in-law have been getting cozy in the kitchen forever — we're not eating for at least another couple of hours! Just let him wait at the door!"

Now that brother-in-law was back, Zi Ji didn't care whether Poseidon was a god or not.

"..."

Poseidon the Sea God came back to his senses and looked at Ziji, thinking to himself: Dan Heng's sister-in-law is really quite the piece of work!

Just as Ziji had said, three hours later—nearly midnight—the food was finally ready.

Gu Yuena, her face glowing, bustled about bringing dishes to the table.

The table was filled with an incredibly sumptuous spread.

The rich aroma made everyone's mouths water.

Even Poseidon gave a big thumbs-up and praised,"It's been tens of thousands... all these years, and I still miss this taste! Finally, I can eat it again!"

Zhu Zhuyun, brought by her younger sister Zhu Zhuqing, was already starving by now.

She had initially planned to go on a hunger strike—let herself starve to death.

But she hadn't expected Dan Heng to take this long to finish cooking, giving her a real taste of what true hunger felt like. freewēbnoveℓ.com

This pampered noble lady now forgot all about her resolve the moment she smelled the food.

Her eyes locked straight onto the meat!

"Grrrggghhh...!"

Her stomach growled loudly, not that she noticed.

Zhu Zhuqing's cheeks flushed with embarrassment seeing her sister like this.

"Everyone, take a seat," Gu Yuena, the lady of the house, finally spoke, and everyone sat down.

Biji went to serve rice, but Gu Yuena said, "Let Ziji do it."

"Huh?"

Ziji didn't dare talk back, looking at Gu Yuena pitifully. "Big Sis, can I just stand and eat?"

"You think you're special? Either sit down and eat or don't eat at all."

Gu Yuena spoke calmly but firmly.

"...Fine." Ziji's eyes turned red as she obediently served everyone and then sat half-heartedly at the table.

She had to eat this meal—no matter what!

Poseidon's chopsticks moved swiftly and without reservation.

Matching him in speed was Zhu Zhuyun, who also dove straight for the meat dishes like a reincarnated hungry ghost.

"So good... so good..."

Poseidon stared blankly at this young woman.

Then looked at Ziji beside him—who, as if competing with them, moved even faster!Under the onslaught of the three, the food on the table quickly began to vanish like a storm had blown through!

SMACK—!!!

Gu Yuena suddenly slammed the table, her pretty face darkening.

"Ziji! Eat properly! Or don't eat at all!"

"Yes..."

Ziji immediately quieted down and glared at Poseidon and Zhu Zhuyun.

Zhu Zhuqing discreetly nudged Zhu Zhuyun's thigh, signaling her to behave.

She was practically losing all her face here!

"..."

Zhu Zhuyun's face flushed red with embarrassment as she finally realized what she'd been doing.

"Mr. Poseidon, please, have some more. I'm quite curious—how did you and my husband meet?" Gu Yuena asked with interest.

Of course, what she really wanted to know wasn't just that.

Poseidon grinned, "Sister-in-law, just call me Xiaodong—it's more friendly. My first meeting with Dan Heng really left an impression. I still remember it clearly!"

"It was when Qian Yuhan was in Donghai City..."

Dan Heng coughed lightly and served Gu Yuena some food.

"Thank you, husband... Xiaodong, please go on." Gu Yuena gave Dan Heng a sweet smile but kept her attention on Poseidon's story.

Poseidon gave Dan Heng a mischievous look and continued:

"Qian Yuhan was holding a challenge arena in Donghai City, wanting to fight the local soul masters. She was afraid no one would show up and she wouldn't get her experience, so she first started by boasting—saying there were no heroes in Donghai City. Then she added that if anyone could beat her, she'd willingly serve them for one night..."

"Qian Yuhan was considered the most beautiful woman in the world at the time, so it immediately caused an uproar. But to be fair, she really was strong—fought over a hundred matches. Though she sometimes came close to losing, she always won. Those she defeated either had to join her or get thoroughly beaten if they refused..."

"As it happened, one of her badly beaten opponents was a mutual friend of mine and Dan Heng's—though we didn't know each other back then. We both witnessed it. Dan Heng then stepped up..."

Gu Yuena narrowed her eyes with a fake smile. "He stepped up to fight her?"

Dan Heng looked helplessly at Poseidon, now regretting ever bringing the guy home.

Why bring up this old story?

"No, no," Poseidon replied. "Dan Heng reasoned with her. Pointed out every flaw in her claims until Qian Yuhan was red-faced and flustered, even driven to tears from frustration... She had come preaching justice, but Dan Heng exposed her as crooked and manipulative—and the crowd agreed with him!"

Poseidon's face turned nostalgic with a bitter smile, "She got so mad she tried to attack Dan Heng, and he said he wouldn't resist. So I jumped in. At the time, I was stronger than her and beat her!"

"But who would've thought she'd say she had to serve Dan Heng first since he 'defeated' her in words, before she could serve anyone else..."

"You know what Dan Heng is like—of course he wasn't interested. I wanted him to say he'd give the opportunity to me, but she refused. Dan Heng got stuck in the middle, didn't agree either. And so the three of us got tangled up like that..."

Poseidon sighed.

Gu Yuena gave Dan Heng a half-smile. "Husband, why didn't you play matchmaker? If you'd just stepped aside, the two of them might have..."

Dan Heng glanced at Poseidon and said slowly, "She once said she saw Poseidon as an older brother—part teacher, part friend."

"..."

Poseidon's face twisted with bitterness, looking around, "Got any wine?"

Ziji quickly chimed in, "Most beautiful woman in the world? She's nothing compared to Big Sister! That Qian Yuhan thinking she could win over Brother-in-law? Dream on!"

Zhu Zhuyun frowned thoughtfully and said between mouthfuls,

"Donghai City? I've never heard of a coastal city called that... There is a Hanhai City near the Eastern Sea though..."

(End of Chapter