Beware the Appearing Cute Wife!
An intoxicated An Xiaoyu boldly places her hands on her hips: "Hey, handsome, this girl is here to rob you. This road is opened by me, this tree is planted by me, if you want to cross, leave some toll money!"The man approaches aggressively, trapping An Xiaoyu against the wall with no escape.He whispers in her ear: "Money, I have none. How about offering yourself instead?"An Xiaoyu is completely dumbfounded.She just accidentally robbed the wrong person, and now he's haunting her?What? He wants her to take responsibility?"Handsome, a forced melon is not sweet!""No worries, I like bitter melons!""You, shameless!""Can't have a wife with too much pride!"""An Xiaoyu: "God, please let me go!"Ahem, 1v1 sweet romance + love over time, guaranteed to make you laugh until you have abs!
- C.80 - 81NEW
- C.79 - 80, In this lifetime, I am only certain about youNEW
- C.78 - 79, is it appropriate for you to hold my wife like thatNEW
- C.77 - 78, Took the wrong medicineNEW
- C.76 - 77, This joke is not funny at allNEW
- C.75 - 76, murderous aura came through the phoneNEW
- C.74 - 75, I’m almost drowned in flowers!NEW
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- C.71 - 72, Is it useful to shout for helpNEW
- C.70 - 71, this is your punishmentNEW
- C.69 - 70, feeling heartacheNEW
- C.68 - 69, really wantNEW
- C.67 - 68NEW
- C.66 - 67, my younger sister-in-law said that you almost crushed him to deathNEW
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- C.64 - 65, do I need you to teach meNEW
- C.63 - 64, as expected, I was disliked againNEW
- C.62 - 63, so, I have been sentenced to death by youNEW
- C.61 - 62, Are you a VampireNEW
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- C.59 - 60, Become her boyfriendNEW
- C.58 - 59, Jumping into the Yellow River won’t wash away the stainNEW
- C.57 - 58, What, using meNEW
- C.56 - 57, struck by lightningNEW
- C.55 - 56, I like you, let’s get marriedNEW
- C.54 - 55, I’m on medication, please let me goNEW
- C.53 - 54, Could it be that I was kicked outNEW
- C.52 - 53, I didn’t have a fever tonightNEW
- C.51 - 52, Has God’s brain gone waterloggedNEW
- C.50 - I thinkNEW
- C.49 - 50, it’s nothing, just getting a stamp in advanceNEW
- C.48 - 49, Nima, is this the rhythm of forcing marriageNEW
- C.47 - 48,NEW
- C.46 - 47,NEW
- C.45 - 46, Stray kittenNEW
- C.44 - 45, I must be crazyNEW
- C.43 - 44, at least make a soundNEW
- C.42 - 43, That’s too exaggeratedNEW
- C.41 - 42, Boss, don’t let goNEW
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- C.39 - 40, I’m a carnivore; you’re making me eat grass, do you still want me to liveNEW
- C.38 - 39, Do you think a door can stop meNEW
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- C.36 - 37, chop it up and feed it to the dogNEW
- C.35 - 36, Otherwise, you sleep on the sofa, and I sleep on the bedNEW
- C.34 - 35, Once a stranger, twice an acquaintanceNEW
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- C.31 - No wonderNEW
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- C.29 - 30, a color of decadenceNEW
- C.28 - In my house, my word is lawNEW
- C.27 - , just kill you with pain!NEW
- C.26 - , don’t distort the factsNEW
- C.25 - , Flatterers can get through where force will failNEW
- C.24 - , oh, it’s your sister!NEW
- C.23 - , Are you born in the year of the DogNEW
- C.22 - , covered in mud specksNEW
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- C.20 - You can’t escape the palm of my handNEW
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- C.16 - , be good, wait for meNEW
- C.15 - , Are you wishing for my early deathNEW
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- C.12 - . From now on, you are not allowed to bully her
- C.11 - . Insignificant Little Girl
- C.10 - . Do you have any other orders?
- C.9 - , Sorry, I forgot to knock on the door
- C.8 - . Indeed, it is a Plague God
- C.7 - . Shriveled Bean Sprouts
- C.6 - , Dizzy, dizzy
- C.5: I paved this road, I planted this tree
- C.4 - . The taste of betrayal
- C.3 - . Dried shrimp? Is this the rhythm of a kidnapping?
- C.2: Do you want to die?
- C.1 - . Please, does it have to be so melodramatic?
