Your Lord Has A Screw Loose? - Chapter 439 - 441 Capturing the Magic God

A female military doctor was reborn in ancient times when she encountered a drought and was fleeing famine. Her grandfather was a scumbag and her grandmother was a poisoner. She wanted to sell her whole family for food.

Gu Jinli said: It’s not a big deal, let’s deal with Mr. Zha’s evil mother first, then find water in exchange for food, and lead the whole family through the famine.

“I fled the famine and settled down in Dafeng Village. It’s hard for outsiders to mix in and they are oppressed in various ways. How can I overcome this?”

Gu Jinan said: It doesn’t matter, brother, I am a big shot in the imperial examination.

Life is going on in a pleasant way, but there are wars and disasters everywhere. Gu Jinli flips the table. This girl just wants to farm and fight. Get out!

The little brother I picked up while escaping from famine: Madam, don’t panic, your husband is a madman on the battlefield. He rebelled against the marquis. I will protect your ten thousand acres of medicine fields and live in peace for the rest of your life.

PS: A slap-in-the-face, torture-for-farming story, the male and female protagonists are clean physically and mentally, 1V1 dotes on each other, and has a happy ending. [The heroine does not practice medicine, but only uses medical knowledge to make a fortune^0^]

Keywords of the novel: Rebirth of the Little Lucky Wife from Farmers without pop-ups, Rebirth of Little Lucky Wife from Farmers txt full set download, Rebirth of Little Lucky Wife from Farmers latest chapter reading

- Description from novelbuddy

The Tower of Heaven.An ancient, towering enigma said to grant any wish, unveil any secret, and provide anyone who enters its floors a path to Godhood; it stands as a beacon of both hope and despair.For untold centuries, its immense power has drawn countless seekers, yet none have ever emerged from its depths.This Tower is engraved in the world’s myths as the meeting place of mortals and Gods, a realm where anything was possible. It is a monument to mystery and the pursuit of glory.However, for one man, it represents the last chance for redemption and the key to unraveling his tumultuous past.The Heavenly Emperor, a great ruler from an era long forgotten. was betrayed by those he trusted and died with a heart full of regret and a thirst for vengeance.Only, the end of his life was not the end of his story. Reborn into a new world, he finds himself drawn to the Tower of Heaven, driven by the desire to understand his reincarnation and to reclaim his lost honor.The path ahead is filled with unforeseen twists and hidden depths. Unbeknownst to him, his destiny is interwoven with forces and secrets far beyond his wildest dreams.The advent of the former Heavenly Emperor begins here.And with each step he takes, the Heavens themselves quake in anticipation.

Beta: Ahhh! Damn it... When will the good day come?

Author: Well, don't ask me, I just got here.

Beta: Fuck it! I want a good story.

Author: Junior, trust this senior, this is a good one

Beta: Arggh! Shut up! I hate it.

Author: courting death! Go and ask Yama how good this is.

Beta: Y-You, how dare you?

Author: I will give you 10 breaths of time, cripple your cultivation, and scram!!

Beta: Good! Very Good!

Author: *Raises his eyebrows and turns beta into useless dust particles*

-----

Chad: senior, I have been enlightened, I wish to know more about what you have in this ancient script.

Author: ah! An intelligent and wise junior, you have raised a very good question. Here are things this forbidden ancient script contains.

•Sinful activity: this book contains the profound sinful activity of balancing the Yin and Yang, by, shoving the mighty Yang rod in the Yin Hole.

•System - MC relationship: fuck... Ahem* Ahem* sorry for tongue slip. Forget the classic old system, here take this hot waifu tsundere system. ( not that edgy )

•Steal everything: junior! Are you tired of Mc only stealing the jade beauties that were created for the protagonist? Well, let's process further and add the Protagonist's mother, aunt, and sister, into Mc's harem.

Chad: oh! The senior really blessed me with such a divine forbidden Scripture, here take my money and give me the chapters.

Author: oh! Ho Ho! I haven't finished yet.

Here are a few more.

Shao Qing’s only regret in life is that she blindly fell in love with a worthless man. She gave up everything for him, but in exchange was run over by his conniving mistress when she was close to her delivery date. Fortunately, Heaven left her a way. Crimson rain fell from the sky, the end of the world arrived, she resurrected in the morgue and gave birth to a little monster. Turning into a half human, half zombie freak; her son neither human, nor monster; they have no other choice but to rely on zombies’ crystal nuclei to develop their special abilities and continue living. This debt, she’ll definitely repay that cheating couple!

- Description from Novelupdates