Villain Hiring: Help! Author Wants Me Dead - Chapter 3: Insanity

Jack Smith’s life ended rather abruptly. Spinning out on ice while driving a truck was not the most magnificent method to depart this earth. A mediocre man he had led an ordinary life until his death. Now with a second chance at life, he decided that this time he would be exceptional. This time he would finally live up to his name. After all, a jack of all trades is a master of none but ultimately better than one.Armed with a system and determination to do his best he sets out like any other reincarnated soul in another world to find his place and achieve great things. There is just one small problem with getting started in this endeavour . . . he is yet to be born!Welcome to a progression fantasy with a twist. What might you be able to achieve if your race to the top began before your body had even been born?Join our hero as he masters the language, magics and skills of the Compass Kingdoms but his first great challenge will be learning to walk once more. . . . .Warning 1: Be prepared for the MC to spend an entire book's worth of words and time as an infant but hopefully you will enjoy it nevertheless.Warning 2: Grandfather is legally abusive to MC for a couple of chapters but he is removed from that situation around chapter 30. To be edited out some time in the future.

As the number one pill alchemist of the immortal world, Mu Chen had always believed that it was because he had single-mindedly focused on concocting pills that led to him to neglect disciplining his disciple. Which in turn, caused his disciple to be led astray by the seduction of devil cultivation, leading to the three realms to fall to disaster. After his rebirth, Mu Chen resolved to properly teach his disciple, give him the very best resources, earnestly love him, carry him close to his heart, teach him by way of example, and didn’t let him grow corrupt.

Shi Qing’s task was to be a protector.

[Polyandry + Adored by All + Pregnancy Runaway + Leveling Up + Pure Male Harem]Qiao Suisui opened her eyes and found herself in an interstellar beast world where females were scarce compared to males.How scarce?Looking around, she was the only viviparously born female!Bound to the fertility system, she became the target of a scramble among the big shots—A Colonel from the Empire Military Department, who betrayed his family just to give her a status.“I swear on the honor of the Sikoses Family, I will never let anyone harm you.”A previously indolent member of the Royal Family started on the path of power struggle just to protect her.“Suisui, no matter where your heart lies, I will never let go.”An obsessed scientist, who kneeled at her feet, humbly begging for love.“Qiao Suisui, you're lying to me... you also love me, right... why won't you look at me...”The last blood of the Wolf Clan, who was a bloodthirsty killer in public, but behind closed doors, he transformed into a big dog, warming her feet with his belly.“Sister, our Wolf Clan mates for life. You touched my tail, so you have to take responsibility.”(More men joining the lineup...)System: The stronger the male gene, the higher the quality of the reward.Qiao Suisui: (Resting her chin on her hands) Let me see who I should seduce today...PS. The female protagonist appears fragile but is actually calculating and self-serving. All males are merely tools for reproduction.