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... p, resonant voice was very alluring, yet the words that came out weren't so pleasant.

Ji Niandong immediately sat down, nervously rubbing her hands on her knees.

"Open the comedy app on your phone!" He crossed his arms and ordered, crossing one leg over the other.

Ji Niandong was a bit confused, but could only follow the instructions. She heard him say, "Pick one at random, record it here, and give it to me."

"Huh?"

"Huh, what huh! Hurry up, I don't have a ...

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