The Cannon Fodder and Her Mr. Right - Chapter 1380 - The Battle of the Three Kingdoms

A boy awakens alone in the Fairy Tail world, lost and uncertain. As he ventures through this magical realm, he unravels the secrets of his mysterious new identity, unlocks hidden powers, and carves out his destiny in a land brimming with wonder, danger, and limitless adventure.“Check out my other work, Reincarnated as Ash: A Pokémon Tale.”

Seven billion humans living on the Earth time-traveled together after they had woken up one morning. They all heard a synthesized female voice.

The Gura Gura no Mi is known as the strongest fruit in the world of one piece.

I am Racist.…I mean, my name is Racis T.I was a stand-up comedian. The flop kind. The type who only got laughs when someone else was roasting him.One night, I was doing a gig at a shady, run-down bar—the kind where tattooed bikers drink motor oil for breakfast. I went in with my usual dark humor, but my jokes were getting the same reaction as my dating profile: complete silence.That didn’t sit right with my inner artist, who was already starving to death. So I did what any committed comedian would—I went darker.Turns out, one of my jokes (or all of them?) triggered a guy so hard that he pulled a trigger. Headshot. Instant death.But hey, look at this: A guy got triggered, so he pulled the trigger. That’s wordplay. But who cares? I’m dead anyway.All I wanted was a successful show, people laughing, and maybe a few girls swooning over my wit. I never cared about money. The millions I’d have made would have gone to charity—specifically, 0.001% of it. See? I’m generous like that.Anyway, death is death. My story should’ve ended there.But… if there is an afterlife, I had a simple wish: become a successful comedian, find a loving wife, and have just enough money to afford three meals a day… and maybe a humble little private yacht. Or a jet. But that’s it. Because, like I said, I don’t care about money.Unfortunately, wishes don’t work that way.Because, well—there was an afterlife.And it was absolutely not what I wished for.