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... ying to channel every action hero he'd ever seen. He swaggered over, tapped the bloke on the shoulder, and said, "Oi, mate. She doesn't want any of your slobbering tonight. How about you back off?"

The drink-sodden chap turned around, his eyes narrowing as they settled on Hugo. A slow, predatory grin crept across his face.

"Oh, look who it is! The Ass Dragon! You're the guy who blew up the auditorium with his farts, aren't you?"

Hugo's face drained of colour, and his mout ...

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