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... > Calm down. Think about philosophy... The Dao... the heavens....maybe big black banana, anything but this!"

Banana status: 15%.

Just as he thought that he had finally composed himself, Chu Ha shifted slightly and her head slipped even lower.

"Oh no."

His composure shifted again.

Banana status: 50%.

Then, as if the gods themselves were mocking him, her hand accidentally touched his banana.

Banana status: 100%.

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH ...

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