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... an you be a trauma surgeon?"

"I'm 35, Arine." Mike replied with a straight face.

"No. No, no." Arine pointed at him, waving his finger. "You look like a someone in his twenties. You act like one. You even talk like one. But you're a boomer?"

"I'm not a boomer. I just look young. Good genetics, I guess. But yeah, I'm 35."

"Oh my God." Arine groaned, hitting the steering wheel in frustration. "I'm a fucking loser…"

Mike raised an eyebrow. "What?"

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