My Two Status Windows - Chapter 127

Alternate Title: The Snake Goes Ara AraBy cruel trick of the fates, intervention of stupid gods, or just the apathy of an uncaring universe I find myself woken up as Orochimaru just after he had possessed a woman for his new host. Now I need to find a way to turn this hoard of sycophants and psychos into something that will not only keep me from an early grave, but also how to change it to a force of change in this messed up world.

Chen Fan traveled to the high martial arts world where the spiritual energy was revived, and obtained the martial arts panel.

It can not only strengthen the body, but also improve the proficiency of martial arts, unlock the exclusive characteristics of skills, and continuously upgrade.

Basic archery lv1, characteristics: physical strength level 1, arm strength level 1, slow shooting level 1

Basic archery lv3, characteristics: physical strength level 3, … slow shooting level 3, riding and shooting level 1

Basic archery lv6, characteristics: physical strength level 6, … riding archery level 4, rapid fire level 1

From basic boxing, basic footwork, to Taijiquan, Xingyiquan, Baguazhang, Yijing Jin…

Step by step, set foot on the top of the world.

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Yuan Xi had a dream about a sexual encounter, only to discover after a night of pleasure that it had all been real. After being shocked silly for a long time, he ran away.

Who would have thought that a big grown man like him would become pregnant and have a son?

The question was, who is the child’s father? It had been too dark for Lao Tzu to see clearly!

Also, what was this daily life system that has been attached to him?

Farming Skill
Ranching Skill
Harvesting Skill
Cooking Skill
Building Skill
Skinning Skill
Sewing Skill
Smithing Skill

… There was a never-ending row of categories.

老子 Lao Tzu: A way of referring to oneself, usually in angry or joking situations.

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The ancient Buddha's head was stolen by a monster with a human body and a sheep's head.The Ghost buried an eye in the Buddha's temple, and from then on, the world's fire was extinguished, and darkness engulfed the continent.To combat the Ghost' invasion, the gods of day and night were born between heaven and earth.This is a narrative passed down for generations by storytellers.What was the true nature of the ancient Buddha, the Ghost, and the wandering gods of day and night on the once great continent?Perhaps, traces can be found in a troupe named 'Zhou Family Troupe.'The Zhou Family Troupe,is a troupe that performs operas specifically for the dead...