Duskbound - Chapter 130 - Book 2, 51

“In a land far to the east, there exists a strange store that has rejected a three Michelin star rating multiple times.

The prices are expensive. A combo set of soup and egg fried rice costs 288 RMB. Oh, I forgot it also includes a side dish of pickles. Even so, very many people line up to wait.

That place does not accept reservations. It only lets in people who are waiting in line there. Countless people make special trips to line up there. Of course, there’s nowhere to park planes or cars.

Their service is so terrible, the customers have to serve their own dishes and grab their own bowls and chopsticks, and they even have to wipe down their own tables! God, the boss is simply crazy.”

—《 Michelin Gourmet Magazine》

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[sexual content and lemons warning]Warning: Sexual content, lemons, Comedy, MILFs, Genius Mc and his harem.Possessive MC, Large Harem, Capable Harem members, No Conscience towards men, Mc is a Chill guy until anything happens to his women.~×~×~×~×~×~×~×~×~×~×~×~×~I GOT CLICHED!!!.When Xu Qianghua opened his eyes, he found out that he was reborn back in time before the game Immortal Odyssey: Paths of Destiny merged with his world.With only a few items left with him, Xu Qianghua is stunned and unhappy because he had a good life and was not like those who either betrayed or died to some really powerful monster.Until he saw the introduction of them:Family Token (Chaos): A small world with Immortal veins and high-level spirit crystal mines….Key of the Ancients(Chaos): A mini-world with infinite monsters and riches to collect….While Xu Qianghua also deals with his wivesXu Qianghua: Mother-in-law this is wrongSister Meiying: This is not wrong, I need to check if my daughter can be satisfied.The jumps on Xu QianghuaAfter a few hoursLiu Anwei: Brother Qiang, what were you talking with my mom about?Xu Qianghua: Nothing, your mother wanted you to have a new sibling, so she asked for my helpLiu Anwei: What?Read as Xu Qianghua and his now new try again with a different path from his past life which might lead them to ruin or become the strongest family out there.…..No NTR

A hundred thousand years ago, there was a great war between cultivators. Immortals fell by the tens of thousands, the path of cultivation itself was severed, and after the dust settled, tombs forested the world.

A hundred thousand years after the last legend faded, Lu Yun, commandant of tomb raiders, descends upon the world. Armed with the Book of Life and Death, he has some burning questions to answer.

……

“This isn’t how you raid a tomb!” Lu Yun smirked at the cultivators frantically scurrying about the ancient tomb. “Do you want me to teach you?”

……

But ah, can someone teach him how to cure his new body’s erectile dysfunction?

Imagination is always pleasant, but reality is cruel. I just wanted a simple life but why am I always getting into trouble?